basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
*likes the porn gif u reblogged to let u know i am down*
Marry, Fuck, Kiss, Cuddle, Get Drunk With: Santana, Emily, Maya, Mona, Spencer
Fuck- This is hard. It will be between Emily and Santana. Emily seems like the gentle type in the bedroom and Santana seem like she will fuck me into next week. I’ll go with Santana
Kiss- Maya over and over again
Get drunk with- Mona.
You tryna get drunk with Mona’s corpse or nah??
Now that’s a party.
LOL oh my god. That’s going to be a very stinky party.
Febreze will fix that right up.
Lawd, febreze can’t combat the smell of that corpse.
Fabreze can eliminate any smell. I seen the commercials I just need to spray some Fabreze and put a car freshener around her neck. PARTY ON!.
Party with zombie mona hell yea. I’ll bring the vodka and tequila and the whiskey and the rum and the wine coolers and the wine and the gin and the scotch and the moonshine.
I’ll bring the snacks!
Best party ever! Deja you’re invited too!